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‘The Cat’s Meow’ (Lion’s Gate, 2002)
Directed by Peter Bogdonavich
If you’ve ever read Kenneth Anger’s ‘Hollywood Babylon’
you’re probably familiar with this story. While on a cruise aboard William
Randolph Hearst’s yacht, film producer Tom Ince died under mysterious
circumstances. The official story was that it had to do with his ulcers. Since
his body was cremated before any real investigation could be made, the truth
remains a mystery. However, popular legend has it that Hearst shot Ince,
thinking he was fellow passenger Charlie Chaplin, in a fit of jealous rage over
Chaplin’s affair with Hearst’s mistress Marion Davies.
This is basically an actors film, and the ensemble cast
including Eddie Izzard as Chaplin and Kisten Dunst as Davies are all excellent.
If, like me, you find the sordid tales of Tinseltown’s golden age fascinating
this film should make for a pleasant diversion. Unfortunately, although it
does a good job of recounting (and embellishing) its tale, ‘The Cat’s Meow’
doesn’t really seem to have much to say. Oh, sure, it makes the point that
celebrities are shallow people and that if you have enough money you can get
away with murder, but most of us already know that.
Ultimately what we’re left with are some good performances
and a well filmed bit of mostly forgotten history. Director Bogdonavich does a
good job putting his actors through their paces, but the film lacks the depth of
his best work like ‘Targets’ or ‘The Last Picture Show’. I enjoyed it, but I
wish it would have gone deeper into its characters, especially Hearst. (BI) |
‘Children of the Living Dead’ (Artisan, 2001)
Directed by Tor Ramsey
Don’t know who Tor Ramsey is, or even if that’s a real
name (sounds dubious to me), but the guy I’m blaming for this waste of time is
Producer John Russo. Russo was the screenwriter and producer of the original
‘Night of the Living Dead’, and in recent years he seems bound and determined to
tarnish that film’s legacy. First, he brought us the “30th
Anniversary Edition” of NOTLD, in which he added unnecessary new footage and an
awful new soundtrack. Now he brings us this anemic follow up. Although nothing
on the box makes the claim that this is an official sequel, it’s pretty obvious
that’s the intent.
The plot is pretty convoluted. The story begins in 1986
as a second zombie outbreak is coming to a close. Tom Savini is a macho
survivalist and Martin Schiff a cowardly sheriff involved in zombie cleanup duty
while searching for a group of missing children. They assume the kids are ok
because of a stupid new zombie “rule” that the living dead don’t attack
children. Really? Then how did the little girl in the original get bit?
Anyway, it turns out the kids are prisoners of a character added to the
aforementioned anniversary edition of ‘Night’, a psycho turned zombie named
Reverend Hicks. The kids are rescued, although at a cost, and the film then
flashes forward a number of years.
The children, now teenagers with no memory of their prior
ordeal, are on their way to a rock concert when next we see them. In case you
are still planning on watching this turkey, I’ll refrain from revealing too
much. Suffice it to say the kids don’t get to rock and roll all night. After
another flash forward, we finally get to the main story. A car
dealership is being built on the site of an old cemetery near the Reverend’s
home. After way too much screen time is eaten up with boring plot, we finally
get some zombie carnage but it’s filmed in such a lackluster way by
Cinematographer Bill Hinzman (the “graveyard zombie” in ‘Night’) that it does
little to relieve the tedium. Even the worst Italian ‘Dead’ rip-offs (think
‘Burial Ground’) are more fun to watch than this. (BI) |