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‘Ring’ (Gray market videotape, 1998)

Directed by Hideo Nakata

 

‘The Ring’ (Dreamworks theatrical release, 2002)

Directed by Gore Verbinski

Once again a hit foreign film has been remade in America and released with as little mention of its origins as possible.  However, in a shocking break with precedent, this time Hollywood didn’t fuck it up.  While I’m still partial to the Japanese original, the new version by Director Gore Verbinski (‘Mousetrap’, ‘The Mexican’) stays more or less true to its source.  There are several scenes that play almost identically in both versions.  Verbinski and his screenwriter must have seen the sequel as well; they also lift a couple of scenes from ‘Ring 2’.   Thankfully the tone remains serious, real actors have been hired instead of ‘Dawson’s Creek’ cast members, and the ending hasn’t been watered down.

Of course, none of the above tells you much if you haven’t seen the original.  So here’s the basic plot of both movies.  A group of teens watch a bizarre video tape, after which the phone rings and a voice tells them they will die in seven days.  As the film opens, we get to see one of these deaths, and the effect it has on a person who witnesses it.  A female reporter investigates the story and watches the tape herself.  Now in a race against time, she enlists the aid of her ex husband (boyfriend in the US version), who is also the father of her neglected son.  They ultimately discover the origin and meaning of the tape, and seek to undo its curse.

Pretty simple story, but it’s the eerie atmosphere and sense of dread that elevate both versions above the usual mainstream horror dreck.  Some scares seem to work better in the Japanese version, but the US version has some good shocks of its own.  The climax, however, definitely plays out with more suspense in the original.  As far as specific changes, the US version does away with the boyfriend/husband’s psychic abilities, changes the origin and background of the curse somewhat, and expands on the theme of neglectful parenting hinted at in the original. 

The only things that really bugged me about the remake are the way the protagonists more or less stumble into several key clues.  In the original things are discovered through careful investigation and the characters appear more capable.  Also, a scene involving a horse on a ferry, not in the original, didn’t work well and should have been left on the cutting room floor.  Its sole purpose seems to be to give the audience a “jolt” so they don’t get bored with the plot exposition.

Ads for ‘The Ring’ are quoting some critic who compares the film to ‘The Exorcist’ and ‘Rosemary’s Baby’, two of the best adult horror films of all time.  That comparison is not unwarranted, and I would also add ‘Don’t Look Now’ and ‘The Shining’ to the list of films in whose company both versions of ‘Ring’ belong.  Go see the remake now, while it’s still in theatres.  If you’re interested in the original, B-Ware video in Lakewood has it for rent, as well as ‘Ring 2’, ‘Ring 0’, and ‘Ring Virus’ (a Korean remake). (Bob Ignizio)

‘Ted Bundy’ (First Look Pictures, 2002)

Directed by Matthew Bright

 

This is the third of three serial killer bio movies out recently, the other two being ‘Ed Gein’ and ‘Dahmer’. ‘Ed Gein’ stuck to the facts probably better than any movie about or based on Eddie so far but it totally lacked the necessary atmosphere, the acting was bad, and it sucked overall, see Deranged instead. ‘Dahmer’ had a great moody and creepy atmosphere and was superbly acted. ‘Dahmer’ did stray from known the facts into lengthy scenes filled with speculative dialogue but it worked. I think Ted Bundy may be the best of the three.

 Michael Reilly Burke plays Ted and does a fantastic job portraying America's number one sociopath. This is the guy they coined the term "serial killer" for and after seeing this movie you'll know why if you don't already. Ted has a girl friend, he works for politicians and a suicide crisis line, he comes across as likable and charming but it's all just a facade, what he really cares about - all he cares about - is killing.  He was so relentless and driven to kill that he actually escaped from prison twice, and the second time he committed two of his most heinous murders: the coed massacre and the killing of a twelve year old girl.

 You've probably heard his story somewhere before, he is the most famous serial killer after all. This movie sticks very closely to the facts and the director focuses almost exclusively on Ted, there is no cop drama or portrayal of the media in this picture.

 There is an element of black humor throughout the film that I really enjoyed but that may be down to my personal tastes. The director works in some actual footage and photographs of Ted and has chosen an off-beat soundtrack that you wouldn't expect, although I think it works very well. Effects are done by the great Tom Savini and he has a small role as a detective who questions Ted when he is captured for the first time. There are some very disturbing and graphic scenes in the film but it stays away from pure gore. If you get the DVD version of this be sure to watch it again with the commentary by director Matthew Bright. (Alan Seibert)

 

 

 

‘Comic Book Villains’ (---, 2002)

Directed by James Robinson

 

While this is far from being a great film, it is a decent little B picture.  ‘…Villains’ starts off by introducing us to the world of comic book collectors and dealers.  As one who has some familiarity with that world, I can say writer/director Robinson does a pretty good job of capturing the reality of it all.    Raymond (Donal Logue) is the cool shop owner, a true comics fan with a loyal following of customers including Archie (DJ Qualls).  Across town, Norman (Michael Rapaport) and his wife Judy (Natash Lyonn) run their own store.  Unlike Raymond, they’re only in it for the money.   When it comes out that an old woman name Mrs. Cresswell (Eileen Brennan) is in possession of her recently deceased son’s collection of pristine comics going back 40+ years, the proprietors of both stores find themselves in direct competition to get their hands on the prize.  Unfortunately, Mrs. Cresswell doesn’t want to sell to anyone for any price.

Both factions do their best to win Mrs. Cresswell’s favor, with Archie pitching in to help Raymond.  As time goes on, however, Archie and Mrs. Cresswell begin to develop a real friendship.  Up to this point, the film is sort of a light comedy with some really good character actors playing more or less realistic people.  However, once Raymond enlists his old high school nemesis Carter (Cary Elwes) to try and steal the collection, the third act turns into a bad Tarrantino rip-off.  I guess it’s Robinson’s way of showing the insanity and greed lurking in the mind of the obsessive collector, but it just winds up going too far over the top.   With the degree of talent and attention to detail displayed in the first two thirds of the film, it just seems lazy to fill the last third with shootings and car chases.

Still, ‘Comic Book Villains’ kept me entertained.  Robinson obviously knows both his comics and his comic book fans.   All the details regarding comics trivia are accurate, and the patrons who frequent Raymond’s store display more depth than the usual stereotypical comic geeks.  The relationships between Archie and Raymond and Archie and Mrs. Creswell are also handled very well.  If you’re a comic book fan, you should definitely check it out.  For everyone else, only a slight recommendation.   (Bob Ignizio)