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All That You Love Will Be Carried Away

Saw

The Incredibles

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

All That You Love Will Be Carried Away’ (2004)

Directed by James Renner 

Writer Stephen King (I’m assuming if you live on planet earth you know who he is) has a program whereby independent filmmakers can buy the rights to make movies out of his stories for one dollar.  This is a pretty sweet deal, but there’s a catch.  The resulting films cannot be utilized for profit.  That means the only way you’re going to see area filmmaker James Renner’s ‘All That You Love Will Be Carried Away’, at least for the time being, is if you catch it at a festival screening or some similar situation.  The 30 minute film recently had its Cleveland premiere at The Cedar Lee Theatre, and I was lucky enough to catch it then. 

Renner has solid technical film making skills.  He sets up good shots and edits his scenes well, resulting in an easily understandable storytelling style.  While this short is shot on video, it still looks and sounds professional.  He’s still a little rough around the edges, but Renner’s raw talent is clearly there.  And King fans will be pleased to note that this is vary faithful to the source material.  For me, however, that’s where the downside of the film begins. 

Too much of the dialogue feels like it was pulled right from the pages of King’s story.  Vividly descriptive metaphors work great when you’re reading, but when you hear the same words coming out of a person’s mouth it often sounds awkward and unrealistic.  That’s why I’m unable to say whether lead actor (and personal idol of mine for his Drive-In movie reviews) Joe Bob Briggs is to blame for his somewhat stiff performance, or if it’s just that the lines he’s being asked to deliver don’t ring true as the kind of things a person would actually say.   

The bottom line is, this was a hard story to adapt for a film.  Since all the action in the story takes place within the lead character’s head, Renner had to find creative ways to translate the plot into a visual medium.  For the most part, he succeeds.  Rather than having the lead character just ruminate to himself, Renner adds a couple of small characters for him to talk to (some of the bit parts added by Renner are played by well known Clevelanders Harvey Pekar, Rebecca Wilde, and Michael Stanley).  The result is a respectable but flawed film.  Since the next project Renner plans on doing is an adaptation as well (of Robert R. McCammon’s “Blue World”, a great novella), I hope he’ll keep some of his reverence for writers, but not quite as much as he displays here.  (Bob Ignizio)

The Incredibles’ (2004, theatrical release)

Directed by Brad Bird 

It’s a shame that marketing has become such a big part of Hollywood films.  Seeing all the tie-ins and ads using the characters from this film almost turned me off.  Fortunately I went to see this movie anyway.  In short, this is everything a post modern superhero movie should be.  Some film critics use “comic book” as an adjective with negative connotations when describing cheesy action flicks.  Those critics probably haven’t read any comic books since the seventies, if ever.  If you’re familiar with such interesting takes on superhero mythology as Alan Moore’s ‘The Watchmen’ or Mike Alred’s ‘Madman’, you know that the superhero comic has grown up.   ‘The Incredibles’ incorporates some of those sensibilities, while at the same time keeping things from getting so dark or twisted that kids couldn’t enjoy the movie. 

The premise is that, after a golden age of adventure, superheroes have been outlawed and placed in something like the FBI’s witness relocation program.  They now have normal jobs, homes, spouses, kids, etc.  Two heroes, Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl, are married to each other and have 3 kids with powers of their own.  Elastigirl has adapted to normal life well, but Mr. Incredible still yearns for action.  He even sneaks out late at night with another former hero, Frozone, to bust petty criminals.  He hates his job at an insurance company, and eventually gets fired after he blows up at his boss and puts the guy in the hospital.  Things look bad until Mr. Incredible gets a mysterious message asking him to join a top secret group of government sponsored superheroes.  But things are not quite what they seem. 

That’s the basic plot, minus spoilers, anyway.  Suffice it to say the whole Incredible family eventually gets into the action, and the computer animation makes it possible to depict comic book action on screen the way it should look.  There’s a good amount of humor and gentle parody in ‘The Incredibles’, but it works just as well if not better as a straight action film with brains.  Comic book geeks should eat this up, but it’s more than accessible to a wider audience as well.  Also, unlike most recent PG rated films, this one actually earns its rating.  Nothing too disturbing, but there are some dark elements that make this more than strictly kiddie fare.  This one is definitely making my best of the year list, probably close to the top.  (Bob Ignizio)

Saw’  (2004, theatrical release)

Directed by James Wan   

I don't know how to take the fact that I guessed the ending of this movie within ten minutes of it starting.  Either I've seen way too many horror movies and I can see things coming a mile away, or things are so predictable now that one only has to think of the most outlandish possibility to reveal the end.  I don't know, but I was bummed that I figured it out.  I was hoping for some huge shock of an ending, but that was not to be. 

Saw is about two men who wake up in a dark and messy room, chained to pipes, and given a small amount of time to carry out a task given to them, or else they will be killed.  The man behind this cruel game is the Jigsaw Killer, a crazo who arranges events that makes the victims either appreciate their lives or die a horrible death.  To stay alive, they must complete some horrid and often violent task.   

On the trail of the Jigsaw Killer is a cop (Danny Glover), who gives a good performance.  It turns out that the search for the killer has turned the cop a little crazy himself, reminiscent of ‘Cop’, starring James Woods.  The cop story angle is intercut with the scenes of the two men chained up in the room.  Cary Elwes plays one of the men chained in the room, and his performance varies from hammy to ok.  I say that the scenes with the two men trying to figure out why they are chained up and how they got there are top notch stuff.  The way the clues are presented and the way the plot  unfolds is pretty interesting and definitely keeps you watching to the end.   

There is a lot of suspense, dealing with the dread of what could happen and what might happen.  The best scare, someone looking out through the crack of a door, is a direct steal from ‘Black Christmas’, but remains the movie’s most chilling scene.  There is also a part where the killer is under a sheet and it’s weird because you don’t' see him until he moves but he's right there and we are looking at him.  Weird shit. 

Things kick into high gear in the last third of the movie, with all the character’s fates colliding into a climax that at first seems totally generic, but then saves itself with a pretty downbeat shocker of an ending.  Seasoned horror fans will see it coming a mile away, but it is still fun watching it unfold.  I've seen a lot of reviews of this which mentioned the "strong grisly violence".  That is not accurate.  Minus one nasty saw scene, most of the violence is implied, the audience only seeing a lot of blood splashed around the set.  And finally, it was nice to see Shawnee Smith appear as a mentally ruined victim who got away.  I've been a fan since ‘Summer School’ and ‘The Blob’, and it was cool to see her appear for a while.  This movie certainly serves up some nice scares and a pretty involving plot that definitely keeps the viewer interested and wanting to know what happens.  Recommended.  (Edward Black)

'Sky Captain and the World Of Tomorrow' (2004, theatrical release )

Directed by Kerry Conran 

There has been a lot of hype surrounding the release of this movie.  It seems that everything thing in this movie is computer generated except the actors.  That sure sounds like a novel idea, but unfortunately it falls horribly short of anything good.  A bunch of famous scientists are disappearing and there are a bunch of random giant robot attacks.  Then the characters find out where they are coming from, and must set out on a mission to stop them and find out what is going on.  I’ll tell you what’s going on.  Hype and gimmicks over quality is what is going on.   Yes, there are a ton of cool visuals and effects.  hell, some of the battle scenes are downright exciting.  But...  everything else, and I really do mean everything, in this movie is downright awful.  First off, the acting is beyond horrible.  Gwyneth Paltrow is at her all time worst and provides more evidence to support the theory that famous parents can push even the most talentless individuals into the spotlight.  Jude Law, who has been great in other movies, is only ok here. And Angelina Jolie continues the streak of bad decisions she has been making since she won that academy award.  Second, there are no good dramatics or jokes or anything else to recommend besides the effects, and that leaves us with the cinema equivalent of a video game.  Finally, while this is an action movie, a pulp movie, it lacks any involvement on the viewer’s behalf.  I didn’t care what happened to the characters or why.  I just wanted the next battle to start so I could stop being bored.  It’s a shame that $70 million made this mess and a movie like ‘Mean Creek’ (which is exceptional) cant even get into a regular theatre.  (Edward Black)