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Motochrist – ‘Greetings from the Bonneville Salt Flats’ (Heat Slick)

Another L.A. group.  This marks their second album, which should've been the soundtrack for ‘Joe Dirt’.  Their songs relate to fast cars, hot chicks, drinkin' beer and sound like basic hard rock.  Seems like they're just out for a good time, and it's good background music for a night out drinkin'.  On the plus side, the songs are catchy and could be fun sing-alongs in a live atmosphere.  For those who don't like it too heavy, this stuff is pretty easy to take.  And they sing about cars... I like cars.  Unfortunately, nothing really jumps out at me.  In fact, I can't think of a way to make a band seem more generic and tame.  I'd fall asleep on my feet if I was playing this stuff, but that's just me.  I dunno what else to say except - mediocre.  There's nothing really bad about them, but nothing very exciting either.  They might be better in a live setting.  Please understand I'm being very particular.  A band should have an obligation to get my attention.  These guys have some catchy tunes, they just don't catch me.  (Todd Watkins)


Norselaw – ‘Sweet Home Scandinavia’ (Latticesphere Records) 

The basic shtick here is Norwegian black metal (i.e. Mayhem, Emperor, etc.) meets rap.  Unlike 99% of rap parodies, this is actually clever, original, and funny.  It definitely helps if you have some knowledge of the black metal scene to get all the jokes - for instance, “Euronymous & Varg” compares the most famous murder in the black metal scene to an East Coast/West Coast hip hop feud – but on the other hand, the humor in a song like the title track is pretty much universal.  MC’s Ragnar and Valhalla Ice “rap” the same way your average black metal vocalist “sings”, so a lyric sheet would have been nice.  That said, my ears recognized enough of the words to elicit laughter on several occasions.  Valhalla Ice also does duty on guitar and acquits himself admirably, although I understand Boulder axe man Mark Gibbs has recently been recruited to beef up the  musical assault.  This album was culled from two different sessions at two different studios with two different producers, and it shows.  The material the band did with Bill Korecky at Mars Studios sounds much stronger.  These songs sound like a band that started as a total joke making the transition into taking their music more seriously, while still holding on to their sense of humor.  The tracks also benefit from the contributions of guest MC Smoke, whose more traditional mic skills help give the rap portion of Norselaw more credibility.  (Bob Ignizio)


Spawn of Satan/Bloodsick – ‘Split CD’ (Hell’s Headbangers) 

Fans of Soulless, or good thrash/death metal in general, should dig this split CD.  Spawn of Satan features Soulless axeman Wayne Richards and Bloodsick features Soulless vocalist Jim Lippuci.  Drummer Chris Dora, also of Soulless, pounds the skins for both bands.  I’m not really sure what the chronology is for these two bands.  They might be side projects, or they might be bands that existed at an earlier date and are only now having their material released on CD.  Regardless, both deliver some killer metal.  Spawn of Satan have a sound that reminds me of early Entombed or Unleashed.  Heavy Swedish style death metal but with enough in the way of good songwriting to keep things interesting.  Vocalist Jim Satanic does a fine job on the growling.  Bloodsick is a little more mid eighties sounding.  Lippuci’s vocals on this material are a bit different from what he does in Soulless, sounding a bit like the vocalist for Forbidden to my ears.  Good stuff anyway you slice it, though.  If you like true brutal metal with a melodic sensibility, you can’t go wrong with this split CD. (Bob Ignizio)


Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start ‘Peris, Ca’ (Limekiln Records) 

Up Up Down Down, as I will refer to them in this review, hail from New Jersey.  A very cool name, which echoes nostalgic feelings for all of us familiar with video games in the eighties, yet it's sort of long to say.  Their latest EP, ‘Peris, CA’, is a five song mini masterpiece that is gentle at times, and yet rocks all the while.  The packaging for this record is very unique, including a very cool clearish disc.  Up Up Down Down could easily be grouped in with the whole "emo" tag that seems to get thrown on anything with substance these days, but don't mistake these guys for your average overnight emo sensations.  These guys can play, and aren't afraid to experiment.  This record includes cellos, violins, and acoustic bass.  They sort of mix elements of Mineral, Mock Orange, and the White Octave, but in a grittier fashion.  The standout track here is the first song, "Down To The Day."  This EP was enjoyable, and if they keep it up, I think you'll be hearing a lot more from this band in the future.  (Eddie Fleisher)