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 Ragna Rap?

An interview with Norselaw

By Bob Ignizio 

Valhalla Ice (to be referred to as “Val” from here on), MC for Norselaw, says, “The ethos of rap music is "keep it real."  I ask, what is so real about going into a bar and seeing a sorority girl, or a guy like me from a civilized background, sing along to a "50-Cent" song about selling crack and shooting people?”   Val and his partner in rap, Ragnar, set out to “keep it real” their way by forming the worlds first, and so far only, Viking rap group.  Ragnar and Ice take turns on the mic, while Ice handles keyboard and drum programming and playing guitar as well.  Recently the duo recruited new Norsemen Keith Von Triumph on drums, Olaf Hellhammer on bass, and Magnus Malmsteen on guitar.  Together these musicians mix hip hop with Scandinavian metal to create a sound that is truly unique.   

Apparently, Val and Ragnar feel they had no choice in the matter.  Val says, “Thor has become mad with rage at the disobedience people have shown toward the order of the "Norselaw."  He has sent me on a journey, along with my fellow musical warriors, to rid Midgard of the chaos brought upon our world by infiltrating the very style of music which has become our enemy.”   You can judge for yourself how successful this infiltration is by checking out Norselaw’s latest album on Latticesphere Records, ‘Sweet Home Scandinavia’.  Just don’t call the band a novelty act.  Val says, “It is incorrect to label a revolution as a novelty.”   

So how does the revolutionary music of Norselaw come into existence?  Ragnar says, “Ice will usually come up with the guitar parts, and then he'll add keyboards and drums.  I will often influence his ideas by playing him something I like from the Northern European metal scene and ask him to incorporate the sound I heard.”   Val further elaborates, saying, “Ragnar's influence on the new songs is overwhelming.  His vocals are extremely brutal and the influence he brings forth from his thousands of obscure metal CDs has been invaluable in creating our new style of music.”  Apparently the gods themselves approve.  Ragnar says, “Odin was recently saying he thought the beats for the new songs were much more dope.  He also said the song writing was much better.  Who am I to disagree with such a supreme power?” 

But what do metal fans, especially black metal fans, think of Norselaw?  After all, the average Mayhem or Emperor fan tends to take his or her style of music pretty seriously.  Drummer Keith Von Triumph says, “The guys I know who like black metal enjoy our stuff.  Whether they are indicative of the typical fan I don't know.”  According to guitarist Magnus Malmsteen, however, the band’s biggest fans don’t even come from the metal scene.  Magnus says, “Our best fans have been punks.  Not the boy band Blink 182 fags, but the ones who respect my "Mentors" t-shirt.”  And in case you’re wondering, you don’t have to be a “real” Viking to listen to Norselaw.  Guitarist Magnus Malmsteen says, “Anyone who embraces the Norselaw is a Viking.  Anyone who doesn't is a piece of shit.”  

And so the battle rages on, against what Val describes as, “a spineless society of weak minded fools dominated by evil scoundrels.”  It’s a world in which many measure success by money, fame, and “bling-bling”.  That’s not the kind of success Norselaw is interested in.  Rather, says Val, “Success would be to die sword in hand with the mangled carcasses of my enemies surrounding me on a blood drenched field.  Only then would I be able to enter Valhalla.”   Hey, how else are you gonna’ get a decent pint of mead these days?

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