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Eugenie De Sade

Townies

Dark Water

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Dark Water’ (2002)

Directed by Hideo Nakata

This is by the director of ‘Ringu’, the movie recently remade in the U.S. as ‘The Ring’.  ‘Ringu’ was in my opinion one of the best horror movies to come down the pike in a long time.  That doesn’t mean I’m gonna’ want to watch a watered down (literally) rehash like this, however.  Again we have the ghost of a little girl who died a horrible lonely death haunting a living mother and child.  In this case the child is a girl, one of the few differences between this movie and ‘Ringu’.  Although director Nakata does manage to deliver a few creepy moments, there’s nothing in ‘Dark Water’ to compare with the creepiness of Sadako’s impressive entrance in ‘Ringu’.  And as for the dramatic portion of the story, it’s just not very compelling.  The ending sucks, too.  Simply put this is just an unnecessary film.  Technically it’s well made, and the performances are good, but the plot is nothing but a mediocre copy of something I’ve already seen.  If I wanted that, I’d spend my time watching Hollywood movies. (Bob Ignizio)

 

Eugenie De Sade’ (1970, Wild East)

Directed by Jesus Franco 

The films of Jesus “Jess” Franco are definitely an acquired taste.  He’s heavily influenced by jazz, and often takes a somewhat improvisational approach to directing.  He’ll intentionally shoot some scenes out of focus to create a certain feel.  In the middle of a horror film he might decide to dwell on a shot of a seagull flying or a band playing.  Almost all of his movies have a nightclub striptease scene (this one being no exception) that involves some sort of unusual scenario.  He’s a surrealist with a penchant for pop culture and the darker side of eroticism who made a lot of movies he didn’t really care about simply because he loves the process of making movies.  On those rare occasions where Franco both cared about the film he was making and had a decent budget, cast, and screenplay the results are exceptional.  ‘Eugenie De Sade’ is one of those rare films.   

As the title implies, this is an adaptation of a story by the infamous Marquis.  Although Franco has changed some of the specifics and updated the story he captures its spirit quite well.  The tale is told in flashback by the gravely wounded Eugenie (Soledad Miranda).  Her mother died shortly after giving birth to her, leaving her in the care of her stepfather Albert (Paul Muller), a writer of controversial books including one called “The Necronomicon”.  When her father is away, Eugenie secretly browses through his library of erotica.  One day Albert catches Eugenie.  When he finds out she likes what she’s read, the two wind up becoming lovers and eventually strengthen their bond by killing a few girls together.   Only a literary critic (Franco himself) suspects them of anything, but rather than turn them in he begins following them and chronicling their misdeeds.  Eventually Eugenie’s stepfather comes up with a plan for a particularly mean-spirited crime.  Since this is being told from Eugenie’s hospital bed, you can pretty much assume something goes wrong.   

In my opinion, the late sixties and early seventies saw Franco in his prime.  Once hardcore came onto the scene in the mid seventies, there wasn’t as much of a market for the type of films he excelled at and his output became increasingly sloppy and workmanlike.  That’s not the case here.  Franco also stays pretty firmly focused on the story with few of his trademark digressions and he keeps the camera in focus 98% of the time.  So with most of the usual complaints leveled against Franco groundless and the added bonus of this being one of a handful of films featuring the lovely and tragic Soledad Miranda, the only thing that might stop anyone from appreciating ‘Eugenie De Sade’ is an aversion to the subject matter.   Like De Sade’s work itself, though, ‘Eugenie De Sade’ isn’t a movie about kinky sex.  It’s about power games and what really goes on in the minds of those who consider themselves amongst the elite.  It’s about the dark impulses most of us try to deny, and what happens to those who don’t.  (Bob Ignizio)

 

Townies’ (1999, Tempe Video/Lurid)

Directed by Wayne Allan Harold 

This is an interesting, somewhat avant garde black & white film about a group of mentally and emotionally challenged people (referred to as townies by the "normal" residents) living in the drab suburban town of Shclarb, Ohio (actually Ravenna).  Although based on director Harold’s personal experiences with mainstreamed mental patients and the like, I have encountered similar types when living in Cuyahoga Falls.  Many were outpatients at the Fallsview facility, and some lived in a special needs apartment building near the one time Rex Humbard Cathedral of Tomorrow (now Ernest Angely’s HQ), so I can relate.

Dickie (Tony Radloff ) is a dumpster diving recluse who takes a corpse home for company when his friend Crazy Connie (Michelle Sibits) spurns his awkward attempts at romance.  Caduceus (Shane Koltnow), an intense townie with a bald head, is almost run over by Kelly (Shanna McNamara) who thinks it’s pretty funny.  By the end of the movie she’s not laughing, though.  Pricey (Lori Scarlett) is a mute girl who walks around clutching a baby doll.  A compassionate woman (Traci Marks) sort of looks out for her, and Pricey enjoys playing with the woman’s young song Jeffy (Eddie Brown).  When Pricey loses her doll, she decides to take the young boy in its place.  There’s also a whole bunch of townies living in a group home, including The Clapper (P. Craig Russel), William (Jay Geldhoff), and The Licker (Jeremy Maes) who as his name implies has a bit of an oral fixation.  Kelly’s boyfriend Thad (Sean Woolf) and his friend Billy (Phil Schmeidel) pop in to all the stories except Pricey’s.   They hassle several of the Townies but eventually learn the hard way this isn’t always such a good idea. 

Director Harold, best known for making the ‘Killer Nerd’ and ‘Bride of Killer Nerd’ (which starred Tony Radloff as the titular character) for the most part appears to be on the side of the outsiders.  In the commentary he does admit to having had some fun at the expense of the real life inspirations for these characters when younger, so maybe this is his penance.  The film is both touching and disturbing, sometimes simultaneously as with Dickie’s storyline.  On a technical level this is pretty solid filmmaking, especially considering the budget.  'Townies' is more like a collection of character studies than a straightforward narrative.  Although there is some intersection between the different plot threads, each of the four storylines has it's own conclusion.  All in all 'Townies' is quite a worthwhile viewing experience, and a definite step up from the fun but cheesy 'Killer Nerd' movies Harold started out with.  The DVD from Tempe also includes a commentary track (somewhat difficult to hear), outtakes, “behind the scenes” documentaries, interviews, and more.  (Bob Ignizio)

 

 

X-Men 2: X-Men United’ (2003, theatrical release)

Directed by Bryan Singer 

Bryan Singer’s ‘X-Men’ was perhaps the first comic book to film adaptation to really get it right.  And what do you know, not only did the hard core comic book geeks love it, so did the mainstream movie going audience.   Now comes the sequel, and believe it or not it’s as good if not better.   That’s due in part to the fact that it’s source material probably lends itself to a continuing saga better than just about any other superhero comic.  If you’ve ever read X-Men, then you know it’s essentially a soap opera with mutants, and the storylines focus just as much on the interpersonal relationships of the characters as they do on battles.  That comes across especially well in the film version with the love triangle between Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), Jean Grey (Famke Jensen) and Cyclops (James Marseden).  But don’t worry, there’s still plenty of action. 

This time around, the story involves a mutant hating military man named Stryker (Brian Cox).  After a demonic looking mutant named Kurt aka Nightcrawler makes an assassination attempt on the president, Stryker gets authorization to raid Professor Xavier’s (Patrick Stewart) “School for Gifted Youngsters”, actually the HQ of the X-Men.  While Professor X sends Jean Grey and Storm (Halle Berry) off to find Nightcrawler, Wolverine returns from a failed attempt to discover the secrets of his past.  Professor X takes advantage of Wolverine’s return, asking him to watch over the school while he and Cyclops pay a visit to Magneto (Ian McKellen), still imprisoned for his misdeeds in the first film.  When Stryker sends his team into the school, Wolverine gets most of the young students off to safety, and eventually flees himself along with Rouge (Anna Paquin), Iceman (Shawn Ashmore), and a new character named Pyro (Aaron Stanford).  Mystique (Rebecca Romjin Stamos) also returns from the first film, and when she breaks into the office of Stryker’s mysterious assistant Yuriko (Kelly Hu) she discovers the full extent of what Stryker has planned for mutant kind.  This leads to the X-Men, Magneto, and Mystique forming an uneasy alliance against their mutual enemy.  Got all that?   

The major complaint most critics have leveled against this movie is that there’s too many characters to keep track of.   I disagree.  There’s really only 4 or 5 new characters that play any sort of major role in the story, and since about the same number of characters present in the first film are absent here (the rest of Magneto’s “Brotherhood of Mutants”), it doesn’t seem like that big a deal to me.  Singer also gives each of the main characters a more evenly balanced amount of screen time.  Wolverine is still obviously his favorite, but Storm and Jean Grey especially get to step out and show what they can do this time around.  And there’s a well handled romantic subplot involving Iceman (seen briefly in the first film) and Rouge.  Cyclops still hasn’t been used to his full potential, but I have a feeling he’ll come more to the forefront next time out.  Anyone who’s read the comics will have a good idea where the next installment of this franchise is going.  Here’s a hint:  think mythological birds.