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The Bellrays – ‘The Red, White & Black’ (Alternative Tentacles) 

If the MC5 had been fronted by a female soul singer and actually made an entire album as solid as their best songs, it would sound a lot like this.  Funk, punk, soul and metal collide to create one extremely satisfying album.  To put it simply, this kicks ass.  The Bellrays may be undeniably retro, but this album sounds as vital as anything that’s come out this year.  Stand out tracks?  Just about all of ‘em, but “Sister Disaster” and “Find Someone to Believe In” will do if you must.  Vocalist Lisa Kekaula is the main attraction, but guitarist Tony Fate deserves some props for his impeccable lead work, too.  Throw in some bonus points for the Lisa’s really great afro, and you’ve got one of the best albums of the year so far.  If you don’t like this, you don’t like rock ‘n’ roll.  (Bob Ignizio)


Blessed By a Broken Heart – ‘All Is Fair In Love And War’ (Blood & Ink) 

OK, so I'm sure that you folks may have figured out that I'm no Christian.  However, I have nothing against Christian rock...hell, I'm probably one of the few Witches you'll meet who has every Stryper album.  I've always been able to look past lyrics I consider cheesy (or simply don't agree with) and enjoy the music.  That goes for Christian OR Satanic bands.  That being said, I have never been able to get Christian Death Metal.  Really, aside from a few mutants like myself, the entire point of bands being designated as "Christian" is the message in the lyrics. Christians can listen to rock bands that have a message they can relate to...cool with me.  However, why have a message band when you CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE BLOODY LYRICS?!?!?  That aside, all rock must ultimately stand or fall on the music, no matter what the lyrics say.  And the music played by Blessed By A Broken Heart is...not bad.  Pretty standard death-core, thrashy speed metal.  The riffs are chunky and the rhythm section is tight.  They put the lyrics in the booklet, so if what they're saying is important, you can decipher it.  For the most part, this is an album that death metal fans can enjoy.  Actually, if Christian rock annoys you, then you can still dig this because you can't really tell what the singer's saying unless you read it.  The Heathen Hippy gives it three and a half black-leather clad angels.  (Taliesin Govannon)


Blood Ritual - ‘Black Grimoire’ (Moribund Cult) 

From the depths of hell comes ‘Black Grimoire’, the latest from Blood Ritual.  In the intervening years between 1997's ‘In The Mountains of Madness’ and this, the follow-up, the band has become a one-man show with Tim Bishop handling every instrument.  The results, however, are stunning.  Starting off with a quote from one of my favorite movies (‘In the Mouth of Madness’), the album seethes with an ominous foreboding unmatched on any Black/Death Metal release this year.  Tim Bishop has taken his Satanic inspiration to new heights (depths?), making an album full of pounding beats and annihilating riffs.  The music is tight, concise, and inventive.  Of special interest is the 8-minute opening track "Invocation of Satan", the evil "Destruction Ritual", and the assaulting “Summoning the Unholy War.  Bishop is no poser, being a genuine initiate of Anton LaVey's Church of Satan, and so his infernal imagery goes beyond mere Hollywood horror-clichés into genuine darkness.  The Heathen Hippy gives it five Enochian keys. (Taliesin Govannon)


Blowfly – ‘Fahrenheit 69’ (Alternative Tentacles) 

This is some real old school rap.  And by old school I don’t mean Run DMC or Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five.  I’m talking Rudy Ray Moore, Parliament, and, well, Blowfly himself.  See, Blowfly goes back to the seventies, and along with Rudy Ray Moore his party records helped lay the groundwork for rap.  Instead of electronic beats and samples, you get real live funk.  And the rapping itself is pretty simplistic by today’s standards.  That’s fine with me, though.  Blowfly isn’t about showing off any special sort of mic skills.  He’s more interested in being funny (and usually scatological) as exemplified by songs like “Blowfly For President” and “The Booty Bus”.  But he’s got a sensitive side, too, which comes out on the touching ballad “Your Precious Cunt” (to the tune of “Unchained Melody”).  In case you’re not sure what Blowfly is about, song titles like “You’ve Got Your Dick on Backwards” and “Diggin’ Boogers” ought to make things clearer.  There’s also a number of little skits in between songs that add to the fun.  Believe it or not, Blowfly is really Clarence Reid, a songwriter who's penned hits for KC and the Sunshine Band among others.  Yeah, it’s tasteless and juvenile, and sure to offend delicate liberal (and conservative) sensibilities, but the world needs that now and then.  (Bob Ignizio)