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Live From Shiva's Dance Floor

Underworld

Spellbound

Wonderland

Live From Shiva’s Dance Floor’ (2003, Aspyr)

Directed by Richard Linklatter 

The goddess Shiva is both creator and destroyer, and in Richard Linklatter’s documentary, Timothy “Speed” Levitch, makes the case that she is a perfect symbol for the World Trade Center disaster.  While acknowledging the tragedy, “Speed” also sees it as an opportunity to create something new and vital with the land now known as “ground zero”.  Speed also ruminates on various other related, and unrelated, topics in this short film.  Whether or not you find this movie interesting largely depends on your attitude towards “Speed”.  The famous director aside, this is all his show.  “Speed” is basically one of those guys you’re inclined to write off as an amusing nut at first, but amidst the strange metaphors and odd ideas that make up his monologue are occasional pieces of real insight.  As with the other short doc recently released by Aspyr, ‘Growin’ a Beard’, the company makes up for the brevity of the main attraction with a lot of bonus features.  (Bob Ignizio)

Spellbound’ (2002, Columbia/Tristar)

Directed by Jeffrey Blitz 

A documentary about the national spelling bee?  Yep, and a damn good one, too.  ‘Spellbound’ follows 8 kids from all kinds of backgrounds as they prepare for, and ultimately compete in, one of the few contests that rewards intelligence over physical abilitiy.  While the competition itself is surprisingly gripping, the most interesting aspect of the movie is what it shows us about the kids and their families.  We see how for some of the immigrant parents, making the finals of the spelling bee isn’t just a competition, but confirmation of the American Dream.  Not surprisingly, ‘Spellbound’ also shows us how smart kids are often marginalized by their peers.  There are also some nice humorous touches, like a sign a business in one kid’s hometown puts up offering “conradulations”.   

It’s nice to see that despite the harsh nature of the competition (miss one word and you’re out, no second chances), the kids all seem to take it pretty well.  And although some of the parents take their children’s preparations for competition quite seriously, unlike a lot of Little League parents, none of them seem angry at their kids for not winning.  They’re just proud that they made it as far as they did, no small accomplishment in itself.  The only misstep in the documentary is that it interviews the winner of the competition about their victory shortly before showing us the end of the competition itself.  It doesn’t ruin the movie, since it’s more about the people than the contest, but it seems like a strange editing choice.  Regardless, ‘Spellbound’ gets my full recommendation.  (Bob Ignizio)

Underworld’ (2003, Columbia/Tristar)

Directed by Len Wiseman 

Sometimes low expectations can work in a movie’s favor.  In this case, I fully expected this to be a suckfest of monumental proportions.  Instead I found it to be a fun, more or less brainless, movie about vampires fighting werewolves.  Kate Beckinsale is a vampire trained to hunt werewolves.  As the movie begins, we find her with a group of other hunters tracking some Lycans, as the werewolves are called.  The Lycans are themselves apparently following a human named Michael (Scott Speedman), and when they realize there are vampires around, a battle between the two sides erupts.  Head vampire Kraven (Shane Brolly) tells Beckinsale that werewolves are only interested in humans as prey, and to forget about it.  She doesn’t, and eventually discovers a conspiracy among the ranks of her own kind to cooperate with the werewolves in creating a supermonster that can combine the attributes of both species.  Beckinsale figures the answer lies with Michael.  There’s also a subplot about who really killed Beckinsale’s parents.  Was it werewolves as she’s been led to believe, or the very vampire who “turned” her into one of the undead? 

The movie a nice “black and white in color” look to it, and takes its potentially campy premise seriously.  There’s a lot of convoluted plot, but a lot of fun action scenes, as well.  My biggest complaint has to do with the werewolves.  They’re just not presented as any real challenge for the vampires, and they don’t go all fuzzy often enough.  A lot of scenes are heavy on gunplay, and could just as easily be in a movie without any supernatural slant.  I still enjoyed watching the movie, though.  It’s not something I’d watch again, but it was worth a rental.  If you’re in the mood for some action/horror cheese, you could do a lot worse.  (Bob Ignizio)

Wonderland’ (2003, Lion’s Gate)

Directed by James Cox 

When given a choice between the truth and the legend, many people will choose the legend.  That may explain why John Holmes continues to be viewed as a “fun” icon of the golden age of adult cinema despite a great deal of evidence that he was, pure and simple, a scumbag.  Believe me, I’m not on any moral quest against the adult film industry.  In fact, I’ve watched and enjoyed some of Holmes’ films.  Compared to the XXX films of today, the “Johnny Wadd” flicks Holmes made are nostalgic kitsch.   But the real life Holmes, towards the end of his career at least, was involved in a whole lot of bad stuff.  This movie deals with perhaps the most sordid chapter in Holmes’ life, the “Wonderland” murders. 

Holmes was by this time a major drug addict.  He had burned many of the dealers in town, but Ron Launius (Josh Lucas) liked having him around his place on Wonderland as sort of a pet celebrity.  Another dealer who liked having Holmes around was Eddy Nash (Eric Bogosian), also a night club owner in LA.  Nash also fenced stolen property, and Launius asked Holmes to sell some hot antique guns to him.  Nash either took the guns outright without paying, or gave Holmes a pittance.  Ultimately, this led to the guys from the Wonderland house breaking into Nash’s home and stealing drugs, money, jewelry, and other items while pointing guns at Nash and his associates.  They did this in an extremely sloppy manner, making their trail easy to trace.  Nash then exacted his revenge by having the thieves killed.  This much is known, but the details vary between Holme’s account, and the story told by David Lindh (Dylan McDermott), a member of the Wonderland circle who happened to be out of town when the murders took place.  The movie shows us both versions, and also includes bits of information gleaned from Holmes’ estranged wife Sharon (Lisa Kudrow), and Holmes’ girlfriend Dawn (Kate Bosworth).   

The ‘Rashomon’-like structure of the screenplay isn’t just a gimmick.  In the face of two conflicting stories, probably neither of which is completely truthful, it’s the only way to really tell the story.  Either way, though, Holmes was at least partially responsible for the bloodbath at Wonderland.  Val Kilmer does an excellent job as Holmes.  His mannerisms and way of speaking are dead-on.  I’d say ‘Boogie Nights’, a highly fictionalized version of Holmes’ life, including the Wonderland incident, is a much better film.  That said, ‘Wonderland’ is a compelling, well made movie in its own right.  It’s not anything special, but it’s worth watching if you’re into “true crime”, seventies and eighties porn, and the sordid side of life in general.   

Just a note about the DVD:  As a really nice bonus feature, ‘Wonderland’ includes a second disc containing the ‘R’rated version of the John Holmes documentary ‘Wadd:  The Life and Times of John Holmes’.  It doesn’t have any of the many bonus features included on the official release of ‘Wadd’ by VCA pictures, but for most people it should be more than sufficient to get across some of the backstory for anyone who isn’t familiar with Hohn Holmes.  The only difference I could see between the version here, and the uncut one, is that the hardcore clips from Holmes’ movies are shown in such a way as to obscure anything too strong for an ‘R’ rating.  The running times are the same. (Bob Ignizio)