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The Mummies – ‘Never Been Caught’ (Telstar) 

Here’s a reissue a lot of people probably thought they’d never see.  During their original incarnation, The Mummies only released their material on vinyl.  Supposedly due to a loophole in their contract with Telstar that said the label could release this on the digital format in 2002 (the band assuming the world would have ended by then), those of us without turntables can now enjoy this lo-fi classic.  This is raw, primal rock ‘n’ roll in the spirit of The Sonics and other sixties garage rockers, and originals like “Your Ass is Next in Line”, “Little Miss Tee-N-T”, “The Thing From Venus”, and “Rosie” are every bit as essential as anything from the decade that inspired them.  The boys in the bandages also turn in rousing covers of “Stronger than Dirt”, “Come on Up:, and “Skinny Minnie”.  In addition to the original lp, there’s also five bonus tracks, including my personal favorite “(You Must Fight to Live) on the Planet of the Apes”.  This album sounds like it was recorded on a handheld mono tape deck in someone’s basement, but that’s just part of it’s charm.  (Bob Ignizio)


The Nick Riley Allstars – ‘There is no Escape’ (I Hate…Records) 

Listening to this 8 song CD (6 listed, plus 2 “secret” tracks) from Lakewood’s The Nick Riley Allstars makes me think of an unholy union of Beck and Captain Beefheart.  That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it does mean that only a small segment of music fans are going to find this CD of interest.  Those few, however, should dig this immensely.  The band blends elements of jazz, funk, experimental weirdness, and post punk to create a sound that defies categorization.  The lyrics are like the ravings of a schizophrenic.  They’re seemingly inane and juvenile but occasional scraps of meaning make you wonder if there isn’t something deeper going on, like when the vocalist rails against “false advertising” on “T.J. Maxx” or the way “Planet of the Apes” mixes lines from the movie with commentary on Charlton Heston and the NRA.  Good wholesome weirdness for those so inclined.  (Bob Ignizio)


Nine Shocks Terror – ‘Zen and the Art of Kicking Your Ass’ (Havoc) 

This may be one of the most aptly titled albums I’ve heard in some time.  This came out on vinyl a while back, but the CD reissue also includes most of this Clevland band’s singles and various and sundry other tracks that were lying around.  If you’ve never head 9 Shocks before, they are just sheer raging brutality.  Is it punk?  Metal?  Grind-core?  Noise rock?  9 Shocks incorporates elements from all those genres and comes up with a sound of their own.   The lyrics are full of anger, much of it directed at annoying hip scenesters and other social parasites.  “This is not an Anthem” probably sums it up best with the line, “rejects rejecting the rejects”.  The guys also earn bonus points in my book for doing a Hawkwind cover, turning in a raging version of “Brainstorm”.   The perfect soundtrack to the worst day of your miserable life.  (Bob Ignizio)


Scene Creamers- ‘I Suck on that Emotion’ (Drag City)  

This is the early candidate for album title of the year.  Ian Svenonious is back.  After taking the Make Up as far as it could possibly go, he has left behind the 60’s garage sound and opted for 70’s psychedelic rock.  At this rate he should catch up with his decidedly nineties band Nation of Ulysses sometime in 2015.   Let’s hope it doesn’t cause a wrinkle in time.Bassist Michelle Mae is the only carry-over form the Make-Up.  Musically the band take the glam and psychedelic sounds of the late 60’s and early 70’s and cut them with a punk rock attitude and wry vocal delivery.  It’s what separates them from the million other 70’s imitators.   There is far more Zappa and Arthur Brown here than there is Robert Plant.  Thank God.  Michelle Mae lays down some nice bass grooves, but the band doesn’t get so enamored with them that they feel the need to drag them out to epic lengths.  The Creamers get kind of folky on “Luxembourg” and “Housework for 3”, a song that oddly enough recalls Ween.  “Here Comes the Judge Pt. 2” is the long awaited sequel to a track off of the first Make-Up album and is the only thing that really sounds too much like The Make-Up.  Unlike Svenonious’ other bands, The Scene Creamers don’t seem to have a gimmick.  It’s possible that they’re absolutely sincere.  The band certainly looks the part; Svenonious in particular looked like a complete mess the last time I saw him (some weird cross between Jimi Hendrix and David Johansen).  Time will tell if there is a generation of bands to be influenced by the Scene Creamers.   If they’re paying attention, they should be. (Dave Ignizio)