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The Barbarellatones – ‘Coldsore’ (self released) 

Robbie Quine and friends are back with another collection of psychedelic garage glam, and if you’ve enjoyed what this band has done in the past you’ll most likely dig ‘Coldsore’, too.  The album starts off well with the uptempo title track, and the sitar inflected “Acid Test” is a pretty cool tune.  The Zappa influenced “I Had Sex With a C.H.U.D.” is definitely cool, too.  Heck, none of this stuff is bad.  But for the most part, the songs blur together for me.  I had the same problem with the band’s last release.  Quine has a good Bowie-esque voice and he writes some good hooks, but the songs just don’t live up to their potential.  Too many of the tracks have a sameness about them, and more damaging, there’s not much energy to the performances.  I can’t really recommend this, but if you like the idea of early Bowie/T. Rex mixed with psychedelia you might want to check this out.  To hear some tracks for yourself and maybe buy a copy, go to http://cdbaby.com/cd/barbarellatones4.  (Bob Ignizio)

 


Crucified Mortals – ‘Kill Upon Command’ 7” (Iron Bonehead Records) 

These guys put out a killer EP in 2004 (‘Converted by Decapitation’), and while fans of true thrash metal eagerly await the full length follow-up they can get a taste of the new stuff with this 2 song single.  “Obscured Inquisitor” draws its lyrical inspiration from John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’, while “Nosferatu” delves into Cradle of Filth territory with a tale of a vampire seeking intimate relations with a living female (the dead ones just aren’t as much fun, apparently).  Musically, if you heard ‘Converted by Decapitation’ you have a good idea what to expect.  This is eighties/early nineties style Euro thrash in the vein of Kreator, Destruction, Sodom, etc.  The songs on here seem a bit faster and more technical, but nothing that should cause purists any concern.  Can’t wait for the full album.  For more info or to buy this go to http://www.unitedheadbanger.com.

 


The Devin Townsend Band – ‘Synchestra’ (SPV) 

This is kind of like prog rock for people who hate prog rock.  The Devin Townsend band avoids all the deep, ponderous lyrical themes and emphasis on musicianship at the expense of melody that often infects bands in this genre.  A quirky sense of humor and fun permeates both the music and lyrics.  Layered melodic vocals and honest to goodness hooks ensure things stay accessible, no matter how complex the music.  There’s even a metalized polka song (“Vampolka”), for crying out loud.  It’s all wrapped up in a super slick production sheen that somehow manages to avoid sounding sterile.  I haven’t been won over completely by this album yet, but each listen chips away at my resistance a little more.  Definitely worth checking out.  (Bob Ignizio)

 

 


King Dapper Combo – ‘Monsterrific’ (The DIY Recording Company) 

I have to say I’m a little surprised by this disc.  King Dapper Combo has always been a fun band, and that doesn’t change here.  But the band’s sound seems edgier and more straight up rock on ‘Monsterific’ than on anything I’ve heard from them in the past.  It’s actually got a little attitude to it, and I think that’s a good thing.  The album proper consists of the first 12 tracks.  The tunes are mostly obscure public domain cover songs with horror themes.  There’s also a handful of originals in the same vein, including my personal favorite “Rondo”.  Any song that uses the word “acromegaly” as a refrain is cool in my book.  Most of these tunes have appeared in one form or another on past releases from the Combo.  Regardless, even if you have everything these guys ever released I think you’ll still want this disc.  In my opinion, the versions on here are the definitive ones.  This is really the first album KDC have released where I think of them as a rock band first and a novelty act second.  In addition to the dozen newly recorded tracks, there are 5 bonus tunes that have appeared on various compilation releases over the years.  (Bob Ignizio)