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I'll Bury You Tomorrow

Machines of Love and Hate

London Voodoo

 

I’ll Bury You Tomorrow’ (2002, Heretic)

Directed by Alan Rowe Kelly 

Well, I’ve been on such a winning streak with low budget shot on video flicks recently (see the next two reviews) I was bound to run across a disappointment sooner or later.  Sooner, it turns out.  Don’t get me wrong, ‘I’ll Bury You Tomorrow’ isn’t even close to the worst I’ve seen.  It just doesn’t grab me.  I think the main reason is the pacing.  This is the kind of movie that should clock in right at 80 or 90 minutes, but at 2 hours there’s an awful lot of padding.  It doesn’t help that the editing is so static, either.  I hate the super fast MTV style cutting in so many modern films, but this is the other extreme.  I appreciate that it was probably due to budgetary constraints that almost every scene is a master shot without any cutaways to close-ups or other coverage, but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s kind of boring to watch. 

The plot concerns one Dolores Finley (Zoe Daleman Chlanda) who shows up in a small town looking for a job at a funeral home.  The owners of the home hire Dolores, in part because she bears a striking resemblance to their dead daughter.  Dolores seems to be a good worker, but she has some skeletons in her closet, not to mention a few bats in her belfry.  There’s also a subplot about body snatching, and a lot of soap opera type intrigue among the supporting characters.  A little bit of sex and violence livens things up, but this is more of a story driven film.  Unfortunately the story feels a little muddled and, as mentioned before, the pacing is slow.  Not awful, but I can’t really recommend seeking this one out.  (Bob Ignizio)

London Voodoo’ (2004, Heretic)

Directed by Robert Pratten 

‘London Voodoo’ reminds me a bit of the psychological urban horrors of Roman Polanski’s ‘Rosemary’s Baby’, and doesn’t come off too bad in the comparison.  An American family moves to England for Lincoln’s (Doug Cockle) job.  Lincoln is consumed by his work, and wife Sarah (Sara Stewart) clearly feels she and the couple’s young daughter are being neglected.  While cleaning out the basement of their new house, Sarah discovers a grave in the floor.  After her discovery, Sarah’s personality begins to change.  Is she possessed by the spirit of the voodoo priestess who was buried there, or is she simply acting out her repressed feelings?   

There isn’t much in the way of exploitation elements, but ‘London Voodoo’ doesn’t need them.  Familiar though the story may be, writer/director Robert Pratten handles the material well and seems genuinely invested in it.  Characters in this kind of movie can often come across as cardboard stereotypes, but here they’re fully fleshed human beings.  Aside from the two leads, ‘London Voodoo’ also has a fairly large supporting cast, and everyone involved delivers an excellent performance.  Although shot on digital video, it doesn’t look like corners were cut anywhere else.  If you’re sick of all the teen horror flicks and have been dying for an intelligent, adult horror movie with some substance, you should definitely check this out.  (Bob Ignizio)

Machines of Love and Hate’ (2002, Cinema Images)

Directed by Joseph Parda 

It has become sort of a mantra in some circles to say that cheap and easy access to digital video cameras will enable filmmakers with little money to realize their visions, and I think that’s true.  It’s just that most of those visions revolve around fart jokes and severed penis gags, and usually involve horrible acting and even worse writing, editing, and directing.  And then every once in a while I come across a movie like this, and my hope in the future of independent cinema is renewed.   

First of all, ‘Machines of Love and Hate’ is about as good in the technical aspects as is possible on an ultra low budget.  It’s shot well, the sound is mixed properly, the visual effects are convincing, the editing professional, and the music effective.  On top of that, the acting is at least good, and in the case of female lead Tina Krause, downright excellent.  A couple actors seem like they’d be more at home on a stage than in front of a movie camera, but for the characters they play it kind of works.   

As for the substance of the movie, it’s definitely on the weird side.  Erika (Tina Krause) accidentally hits a hitchhiker (David Runco) suffering from partial amnesia.  Erika takes the hitchhiker home for some medical attention, and it soon becomes clear that mom (Eileen Daly) and Dad (Roland Johnson) have some twisted secrets that just might tie in with the hitchhiker’s past.  It starts out as sort of ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’ meets ‘Misery’ as directed by David Lynch, and then takes a turn into H.P. Lovecraft horror territory. 

There is nudity, sex, and violence in this film, but it’s not exploitative at all.  This is a serious, complex film.  At times it might be a little too ambitious for it’s own good, but overall I think director Joseph Prada succeeds in telling the story he wanted to tell and conveying the themes and ideas he wanted to get across.  I wouldn’t say I loved this movie, but for the most part I enjoyed it.  It’s original and it kept my interest from start to finish.   That’s more than I can say for most Hollywood horror movies in the past few years.