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The Mars Volta – ‘De-Loused in the Comatorium’ (Universal) 

Ambitious.  That's the first word that I would use to describe the debut album from former At The Drive-In members Cedrix Bixler Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez.  This reviewer was a big fan of ATDI, proclaiming their release, “Relationship of Command” the best album of 2000 and a sign that rock was definitely not dead.  ‘De-Loused In The Comatorium’ is definitely an experiment.  It's sixty minutes long, a concept album, has lot's of sound effects, and at times is a sonic barrage that commands you to listen to it.  Now that's nothing completely new, but try to push that in today's market.  There are only two songs on this album that clock in under four and a half minutes and both of them are interludes more than songs.  Really only one track on here could be pushed as a single, but then again I don't know if anyone cares.  This is an album for people who listen to albums.  Try to imagine if John Zorn and Bill Laswell decided to do a project that combined the music of Fugazi and Santana with lyrics that are as cryptic as cryptic can be.  The Mars Volta has put together an album that makes you want to listen to it more than once to decide if you like it or not.  Producer Rick Rubin, love him or hate him, has been quite successful in the past in taking chances with bands that were non-typical for the times and making them work.  I think that he has helped make another gem of an album and given the public something new to taste.  This is an album that the current day rock fan will either cock their heads in confusion to or flat out hate because they just don't get it.  If they are confused and intrigued, they will undoubtedly buy it and listen to it over and over.  If they hate it, they can go back to listening to Nickleback and combing out their mullets.  (Mr.Lee)


OmegaLord – ‘OmegaLord’ (self released) 

            “Bury the sun, bury the sun

            Bury the fuckin' sun, alright yeah

            Bury the sun, bury the sun

            Bury the fuckin' sun, alright yeah”

            -- from “Bury The Sun” 

I think that the editor-in-chief for this here zine has it in for me.  Let me explain: Do you remember the old Folger's Instant Coffee commercials where they switched the unknowing coffee drinker's regular coffee with instant coffee?  Well I got that done to me.  Except, for me, the switch was from my normal listening pleasure to an audio-turd by the name of OmegaLord, the best thing to come out of a garage since an old car battery.  There are some who think that the sub-genre of Stoner Rock is dead or dying;  I don't think so, but these guys sure make it seem that way.  This self titled release is a perfect example of a band that is smart enough to record and market an album without being smart enough to play on one.  The songs are amateurish and the lyrics are fucking horrible.  See above for a perfect example.  It's from the song, “Bury The Sun” (really!), which is about how vocalist The Reverend doesn't like the sun and all that heat stuff.  I shit you not.  That's what you can expect from OmegaLord.  I even tried to go over this six song release a second time and see if I would change my mind, but I didn't.  I just realized that I wasted more of my time.  (Mr.Lee)


Prism Theory – ‘In the Wake of a Dream’ (Quality Independent Music/Latticesphere Records)

Remember when 92.3 extreme radio came to have their current format?  This band fits right on the bill with acts like staind, Godsmack, Creed, Hoobastank, Trapt and any other mainstream bands I only hear when all the good college radio stations have news or foreign programming on the air.  I hate this genre personally but fans of this whole nu metal thing should put on their bondage pants and go up to the local independent record store with cash in hand to buy this.  I really am the wrong person to judge this.  That said the recording quality and tightness are the best aspect of this release, and Singer Chris Imalay does a damn good job of sounding like he’s from staind or Godsmack (dutdadutda...Get Back!).  Instrumentally these guys capture a sound, the only problem being that it is a sound already on the market.  Excellent musicianship but lack of originality drags this band down in my book.  Don't fret though boys, enough promotion will get you on Ozzfest or Lollapalooza sometime soon.  (The Nate)


The Professional Againsters – ‘The Professional Againsters’ (self released demo) 

This is only a demo, and one recorded before the band had really gotten together, so it’s a real surprise how good it is.  Also surprising is the fact that this band, while being something of an Akron punk rock super group (including members who have done time in The Nimrods, Rubber City Rebels, and CD Truth), plays what can only be described as seventies hard rock/heavy metal.  If you dig early Alice Cooper, The Sweet, Grand Funk Railroad, The MC5, The Stooges, The Dead Boys, The New York Dolls, and other bands from the decade of bell bottoms, bongs, and muscle cars, then you ought to love this.  Obviously the style isn’t anything new, but like The Hellacopters these guys have songs that stand up to anything by the bands that inspired them.  I honestly loved every one of the seven songs on here.  The band has a tongue in cheek sense of humor in their lyrics (I’d expect nothing less from ex-Nimrods Mike Raphone and Dan Halen) but they treat the music with respect.  I doubt even the most die-hard Nimrods fan would recognize Dan Halen’s vocals unless they already knew it was him.  The guitar work is rock solid, with lots of acid rock soloing.   The only thing that’s a bit off is the keyboards by Ron “Pete Sake” Mullens, which are buried in the mix most of the time.  Hopefully these guys will get the chance to do a proper studio recording with a budget and realize their full potential.  In the meantime, this is a damn good demo that makes me want to get out and experience the PA’s live. (Bob Ignizio)