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Players Club – ‘Coextinction’ (Arclight) 

From the mean streets of Brooklyn, NY comes Players Club, a band with loads of promise...that just doesn't seem to come together.  The pieces are there.  The music, in particular, has a lot of the elements of great hard rock:  a brutal low end, chunky runs, and bone-crushing riffs that remind me of Rage Against the Machine recorded by Black Sabbath's producer.  The vocals, however, are lame, incoherent screaming that the producer (mercifully) keeps mixed well into the background.  The songs, also, never seem to go anywhere.  The individual riffs are good, but they just kind of chug along, with no build or crescendo.  The one saving grace on here is the song "Safety World", where the bands leaves it's mindless metal thrashing to actually break out some melodic vocals and song structure.  It's not really enough to save the album, though.  The Heathen Hippy gives it two buried screams. (Taliesin Govannon)


Turbonegro – ‘Party Animals’ (Burning Heart)

Every Turbonegro album starts out with a track aptly titled "Intro", so when I saw their newest offering was no exception, I figured I was in for a treat. Usually there's some fancy guitar noodling and it gets you excited for what you're about to hear. On the newest lead-in track, they seem to ditch their rock and roll masturbation sessions for a computer voice and a heavy, almost rap-metal beat. I knew this wasn't going to be a typical Turbonegro album. After the lame-ass introduction, they kick in with an Apocalypse Dudes-esque rocker called "All My Friends Are Dead" that renewed my faith in the band. Unfortunately, it seems like for every good minute on this CD, there's two bad minutes. "City of Satan" clocks in at 5:44 and is lame from start to finish. There's a handful of pretty awesome songs on here, but the rest of them just seem like recycled songs from the past two albums. The saving grace of Party Animals is the last track, "Final Warning". Not only is it one of the best on the album, but it ends a CD that if nothing else, is uninspired. Don't get me wrong, the catchy riffs and killer solos aren't lost on the band, it's just that this offering just doesn't evoke the kind of fist-pumping reaction that other Turbonegro albums seem to be able to coax out of me. No matter how high I cranked my dog-eared JBL's, the music always fell at my feet instead of hitting me in the head. (Adam LaSota)


Wendesday 13 – ‘Transylvania 90120’ (Roadrunner) 

Wednesday 13 is probably best known as vocalist for The Murderdolls.  Since that band had to take a break (their guitar player is also in Slipknot), Wednesday decided to put out a solo album.  I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard The Murderdolls so I don’t know how this compares.  What I can tell you is the sound of this album is very reminiscent of eighties glam rock, but with downtuned guitars and a little more heaviness in general.  The attitude is kinda’ glam rock, too, in that first and foremost this is meant to be a fun record.  It’s just that the sort of fun Wednesday has in mind is way more morbid than anything an eighties hair metal band ever sang about.  It comes across as refreshingly different, and a nice change of pace from all the grimly serious metal and hard rock bands out there today.  I wouldn’t say it’s a great album, but fans of glam rock who appreciate a streak of black humor in their music should dig it.  (Bob Ignizio)


The White Stripes – ‘Get Behind Me, Satan’ (V2) 

Jack White's mellowing out.  I can understand why, I mean, having sex with a 70 year-old woman...something's gotta rub off.  Besides the dust, anyways.  I don't think he's sitting around watching Matlock all day, but this album is pretty far removed from the raw power of their self-titled debut.  Don't expect an "Astro" or even a "You Have No Faith In Medicine."   The closest this album comes to that sort of energy comes on "Red Rain" and "Instinct Blues,"  but that's not a bad thing.  The first two songs establish that this is going to be a different album.  There's very little of the blues sound that is so prevalent in most Stripes' songs on "Blue Orchid."  Jack's singing higher than ever, the riffs are very angular, and there's absolutely no swing in the beat; the only things that are reassuring and familiar are the steady explosions issuing from Meg White.  "The Nurse" almost sounds too much like it's trying to be different.   I like how the song plays with structure, but, like that kid at school who wears the "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same" t-shirt, it's trying a little too hard.  Speaking of structure, this album is less Iggy and more Beefheart.  It's hard not to hear the Captain's influence on songs like "Take, Take, Take" with it's strange, jerky change from verse to chorus.  If only Jack could do the Howlin Wolf impression....  He does take things back to the blues on, well, "Instinct Blues."  I love the production on this song in particular.  Every time Jack yells at the beginning of the chorus, I get that “awesome-rock-moment” rush.   "Red Rain" also sounds like traditional Stripes material.   The only difference is that on earlier albums the composition probably would have been simpler and gone more for the soft/loud/soft type of sound.  "Little Ghost" makes use of the multi-layering of vocals to much better effect than Elephant's "There's No Home For You Here."  This song is most distinctly the product of how much clout Jack White has with his record label right now.  I can't imagine a new artist putting a bluegrass song on their album alongside songs like "The Nurse", "Instinct Blues", and "Doorbell."  Some ad wizard would complain that you can't market something that's so all over the place.  The best part about this album is that you really don't know what to expect next, and I can't say that about many albums.  Composition wise and content wise, this album is a direct reflection of two people getting a little bit older.  Anyways, I’m glad they're showing their age a bit.   Fat Mike looks dumber every year.  (Tim Piunno)