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Love Objcet

Phantom of the Paradise

Opeth - 'Lamentations'

Solaris

Love Object’ (2004, Lion’s Gate)

Directed by Robert Parigi 

The premise of this movie is sort of a modern version of the old “ventriloquist and his living dummy” tale.  You’re supposed to wonder if the dummy is really alive, or if the ventriloquist is just nutty.  Only instead of a dummy, ‘Love Object’ substitutes a lifelike sex doll.  Also, for the most part, there’s never any question of whether the doll is alive or not.  It’s pretty apparent by about the halfway point in this movie that our protagonist is out of his gourd.  The problem is, it’s never clear why our main character goes from being a quiet, shy, but basically normal guy to a full on psycho.  Apparently just owning a lifelike sex doll is all it takes.   

Director Robert Parigi gets good performances out of his two lead actors, and Udo Kier and Rip Torn make what could have been forgettable supporting roles interesting.  Unfortunately, after a decent set-up, the script lets the actors down in the third act.  The final third of this movie is just typical low budget erotic thriller material, with a stupid twist ending that I guess is supposed to be ironic.  Hey, if you’re sitting around the house and this comes on cable, you may want to give it a shot.  The only reason I’d even think about recommending that anyone go out and rent this movie is the bonus interview with Udo Kier.  Udo is one of those great old school crazy actors, and he had some fun anecdotes.  (Bob Ignizio)

Opeth – ‘Lamentations’ (Koch Entertainment) 

Opeth is one of those rare acts where excellence isn't the goal, it’s the starting point.  Time after time they have exceeded the expectations of fans and critics alike, and just when you think they've reached the pinnacle of their talent, they go just that much further and blow the listener away again.  ‘Lamentations’ is the first home video venture from the Swedish Prog/Death Metal masters, and its just as impressive as you'd expect.  The show was shot on one night in 2003 at the Shepherd's Bush Empire Hall in England, with the first half dedicated to their "mellow" album ‘Damnation’, played in its entirety. This they followed with an equally long 'heavy" set of material from their past releases.  The DVD also features a 60 minute plus "making-of" featurette on their tandem releases ‘Damnation’ and ‘Deliverance’.  

Let's start with the "Damnation" set.  You  know, the more I listen to this album, the more I'm convinced that I'm listening to something whose importance we won't truly know for years to  come.  It is *such* a masterful musical effort that it's on the way towards being one of my favorite albums of all time (and I've listened to thousands of albums). I can't wait to see what metal musicians who've been similarly blown away by this release do with that inspiration.  In concert, the album comes alive, with an energy added to the ethereal quality of the songwriting that kicks it to the next level.  One standout is "Closure", where the "Martins"...Martin Lopez (Drums) and Martin Menendez (bass)...provide a rock-solid rhythmic foundation that the rest of the band can soar away on.  Other stand-out tracks include "Death Whispered A Lullaby", "Hope Leaves", and "Ending Credits". Bridging the mellow and heavy sets is "Harvest", one of the standout tracks from their magnum opus ‘Blackwater Park’.  This has always been a favorite of mine, and it aptly shows off the incredible variety this band is capable of.   

Moving into the "heavy" part of the concert, the band starts off in fine form with "Masters Apprentices", from their ‘Deliverance’ album.  If there's a band that's tighter live, I have yet to hear them.  Mikel Akerfelt and company charge through some of the most complex arrangements in metal (hell, in music in general) today with an effortlessness that's awe-inspiring.  From there they go into "The Drapery Falls", which is perhaps one of the best arrangements I've heard in years.  The way this band slips from metal fury into acoustic mellowness, only to be flying at full speed again 30 seconds later...as a musician, I'm envious.  As a fan, I'm ecstatic.  

The "making of" documentary is a bit scattered.  I, for one, would have liked to see one particular track built from the beginning all the way to the final mix, much the same way that Aerosmith did with "Love in an Elevator" on their ‘Making of PUMP’ video.  There is  a great part that shows Mikel and producer Steve Wilson layering the vocals for one of the acoustic breaks in "Masters Apprentices" that shows the symbiotic way these two operate in the studio. Overall, this DVD is more than worth the money.  I got mine through The End Distribution (www.theendrecords.com) for only $20.  Clocking in at over three hours, this DVD is worth the money.

Phantom of the Paradise’ (1974, 20th Century Fox)

Directed by Brian DePalma 

Winslow Leach (William Finley) is an unknown singer/songwriter who has written a rock opera based on ‘Faust’.  Record producer Swan (Paul Williams) hears him playing, and decides he has to have the music for the opening of his new rock hall, The Paradise.  But he doesn’t want Leach.  This leads to a series of events which culminates in Leach being horribly disfigured and presumed dead.  But, like the Phantom of the Opera, he returns to terrorize Swan’s theatre on opening night.  Also like the Phantom, Leach is smitten by a female singer (Jessica Harper) who he believes is the only one who can perform his rock opera.   

If you go into this expecting a horror movie, you will be disappointed.  There are a few murders, but nothing scary.  ‘Phantom of the Paradise’ is more of a musical comedy with horror trappings, and it’s primarily concerned with exposing the music industry for the sleazy business it is.  Although DePalma gets sole writing credit for the screenplay, the songs, written and in some cases performed by star Paul Williams, are as important to telling the story as the spoken dialogue.   

There are some good parts to ‘Phantom of the Paradise’, and the music industry satire is right on, but ultimately it’s too flawed to rate as a true classic.  The story feels incomplete and disjointed at times, like portions of the script either weren’t filmed, or were arbitrarily cut to keep the running time down.   It just doesn’t quite come together like it should.  Still, I enjoyed the music, DePalma’s style is always visually interesting, and despite drawing from two often adapted stories, the film actually feels pretty original.   

As for this DVD, it’s pretty disappointing in the bonus features department.  Some interviews with Williams and DePalma especially would have been nice.  So even if you’re already a fan of this flick, I’d say rent, don’t buy.  You know you’re just going to get hosed a year or two down the road when a better version comes out.  (Bob Ignizio)

Solaris’ (2003, 20th Century Fox)

Directed by Stephen Soderbergh 

In its literary form, science fiction frequently deals with all manner of weighty subject matter.  What does it mean to be human?  What is the nature of God?  Are we masters of our technology, or have we become its slaves?  You get the idea.  Although there was something of a vogue for serious sci-fi during the late sixties and early seventies, ever since ‘Star Wars’ the science fiction film has mostly been the domain of juvenile space operas and shoot ‘em ups.  So Stephen Soderbergh’s ‘Solaris’ is a nice change of pace. It treats its audience like adults, and isn’t afraid to deal with truly cosmic ideas.   

George Clooney plays a psychiatrist sent to a space station to convince the crew to return to earth.  When he gets there, he finds most of the crew are already dead, and the remaining inhabitants are clearly upset.  Why?  Because something is tapping into their minds and creating duplicates of people from their past.  Clooney soon gets a taste of this firsthand when a duplicate of his dead wife appears.    At first, Clooney tries to get rid of this doppelganger, sending it off into space in a shuttle.  But when the duplicate of his wife reappears, he starts to wonder if maybe this isn’t his second chance to make things right. 

On a technical level, ‘Solaris’ is first rate.  The special effects are convincing but unobtrusive.  They do their job right, by creating a believable future world without calling attention to themselves.  Steven Soderbergh’s direction is excellent, and the performances by George Clooney, Natasha McElhorne, Viola Davis, and Jeremy Davies are all solid.  The same story by Stanislaw Lem that this was adapted from also served as the basis for a Russian film of the same name, but Soderbergh claims his ‘Solaris’ is not a remake.  I haven’t seen the original, so I can’t comment on how the two compare.  All I can say is, on its own terms, this is a really good science fiction movie that deserves to be seen.  (Bob Ignizio)