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Rick Ray – ‘Chainsaw Manicure’ (Neurosis Records) 

Cleveland’s favorite prolific, pun-loving Christian conspiracy theorist/guitar virtuoso Rick Ray has finally released a new solo album after three releases in a row from his group project The Rick Ray Band.  That sits just fine with me, as I’m not a huge fan of the other folks who contribute vocalizations for Rick’s band material.  There’s not much here that’s going to be surprising if you’re familiar with Rick’s work:  ‘Chainsaw Manicure’ is full of great guitar work and melodic vocals delivered in a prog rock/jazz fusion style.  About the only thing I can say on the downside is some of the riffs and melodies feel a bit familiar.  I liked most of this, but the one track that really stood out was the instrumental “Just Wanted to Thank You”.  Overall this isn’t quite up to the standards of Rick’s last solo outing, ‘The Guitarsonist’, but it’s still pretty darn good.  It would be interesting to hear Rick incorporate some new sounds into whatever he does next, but if you’re a fan, you should dig this.  I know I did, despite the familiarity.  (Bob Ignzio)


Ulrich Schnauss – ‘A Strangely Isolated Place’ (Domino) 

Just when I was discouraged over the fact that I haven't heard a CD that had made me want to go into a room and make music, I am hit with this. This record came out in October of '04, and I have not stumbled on to it until January 2005. I was missing a lot. Ulrich Schnauss is brilliant. A record this beautiful, this genius, and this stunning doesn't come along every day.  It's such an atmospheric record. It can take you to a different place, something that records should do, but rarely accomplish. The lush vocals, the amazing strings, and the lo-fi abstract, yet still moveable beats....this record has it all. Ulrich Schnauss, I love you. I usually name songs I like and tell you about them, but this is a record to just put on, sit back, and enjoy. The best piece of work of 2004, and maybe in many years. Watch for anything that comes from this man, if this is any indication, he'll be here for a while. (Eddie Fleisher)


Visions of Atlantis – ‘Cast Away’ (Napalm) 

Grand, majestic, mythic, and sweeping...these words and more describe the sound of ‘Cast Away’, the newest album for Austrian rockers Visions of Atlantis.  Featuring the dual vocals of Nicole Bogner and Mario Plank, this band is no mere Lacuna Coil cop. While both bands feature dual male/female vocalists, the comparisons end there.  VoA's sound is far more symphonic, and their lyrics more fantasy-based.  In fact, listening to ‘Cast Away’ is like being told a great fantasy story, conjuring images of lost continents and mythical beings from long ago.  This is progressive metal that borders on art-rock, and I mean that in every positive way.  More than mere party-rock, this is an album to be listened to, and is great for those times one needs to "get away" from the pressures of everyday life.  The production is crisp and clean, allowing the listener to get the full breadth of VoA's expansive sound.  Stand out tracks include the haunting "Winternight", the rocking "Lemuria" and the impressive first single "Lost".  The disc also includes a nice bonus video clip for "Lost".  The Heathen Hippy gives it four unicorns. (Taliesin Govannon)


The Yuppie Pricks – ‘Broker’s Banquet’ (Alternative Tentacles) 

I hate giving bad reviews in general, and I especially hate giving one to a release from one of my favorite labels.  Unfortunately, that’s what I’m forced to do here.  No, The Yuppie Pricks aren’t awful.  Believe me, I’ve heard plenty worse.  They’re just a marginally entertaining loud rock band getting by on a gimmick that’s funny for about five minutes before it gets tiresome.  The band’s image and all the songs are geared towards the concept that this is a group made up of yuppies singing about their shallow lifestyle.  It gets boring and gimmicky real quick.  In order to make being this one dimensional work, you’ve got to have some really amazing songs.  That’s why the Misfits were able to get away with their monster movie schtick.  But “Coke Party” just isn’t the yuppie rock equivalent of “20 Eyes”, folks.  This is good for a few laughs, but I have a feeling most listeners will find few rewards in repeat listens.  It doesn’t help that vocalist Trevor Middleton’s delivery is kind of stilted as he tries his best to force the lyrics to fit the music.  If these guys dropped the schtick (at least some of the time) and wrote lyrics to fit the vocal melody instead of just shoehorning them in there, they might have something.  As it stands, though, ‘Broker’s Banquet’ isn’t much of a feast.  (Bob Ignizio)